Stolen from my sista from another mista,


1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS; HOW DID YOU GET IT?
Just a tiny burn-mark in a place you'd have to find Listen to your mom when you're five and, "Don't play with fire."

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
Beige Paint.

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?
None of that,
but I used to be a HEAVY sleep-runner and sleep-pisser. This might be disturbing, but I once got out of bed and peed on my heater when I was eight because I was dreaming about...peeing. And thought I was on the toilet. I've also accidentally slapped my grandma in my sleep because I was having nightmares. My grandma's also had to chase me around the living room because I was 'sleep-running' from a 'vampire,' and in the process, I broke her clock.

...Maybe I need to be in a special facility.

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
Anything that sounds good!

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
8:30pm on the mark in the Queen of Angels Hospital.

...Don't let the title fool you - it was a rundown, ghetto-ass hospital with gum on the ceiling fan. Whoever got that up there has major gum-littering skills.

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
...For my friends to stop invading my house like the Huns. What's so hard about phoning someone first?

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
My childhood.

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?
ME.

No just kidding - uhhh...I'd saaay~, the old drawing tablets of years and years of comic work that I made when I was younger.

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?
5'7~, almost 5'8.

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
Hell yeah! Especially in smothering crowds, or in a room full of too many people and no AIR.

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
...Well, I usually LOVE the dark, but if I've seen just a scary movie or anything like Paranormal State, I start scaring myself and exaggerating the usual house noises into something that's not there.

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
Thaaaaat~ would be my boyfriend.

13. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
Fear itself.

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOUR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Amber eeeeeyes~ and wavy hair in a ponytail. A spicy Caliente.

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF PROPOSING?
...Well for starters, I thought it was the other way AROUND.

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
Energy drink! NEVER BLEND MONSTER AND RED BULL! ...The effects are stimulating.

17. FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
Pepperoni and, shockingly, pineapples.

18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
...A FALAFEL from Falafel House, and the cute guy that works there!

19. FAVORITE COLOR OF ALL TIME?
Lavender~

20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH?
....

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?
Three-hundred BUCKS

22. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?
...Well I have a BOYFRIEND, so I think the crush stage is over, even if...I kind of do crush on three other guys at the same time. But I've never cheated! I swear I'm not a whore~

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
...Let me check.

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
I don't even know the LOGOS. I just throw on whatever the hell makes my little tush look cute, you know?

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
...24~

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
Both.--Wait, what?

32. FAVORITE QUOTE?
"Tonight, we're gettin' FUUUUCKED UP."

33. FAVORITE PLACE?
My mind

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?
I've been to Sapporo and Tokyo, Japan.

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
...Love.

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?
It's not hard out here where I live, and they're just like any other regular person:

Tequan Richmond from "Everybody Loves Chris" [hehe, we were interested in each other for a little bit]
Eddie Murphy's son, Christian Murphy used to attend "El Camino Real High School", and let me borrow his sidekick so I could make a phone call. This fool had TWO sidekicks.
Paige Hurd from "Beauty Shop" attended both my middle and high school.
Dj Quik's daughters, Daviona & Dyson [They're gonna eff' me up for effin' up their names] are friends of mine who once attended "El Camino Real High School" - [link] - Ain't Davy crazy? I miss this girl. She is so chill.
Katt Williams at Trader Joes - he's funny
Marques Houston at Bed, Bath & Beyond - he's SHORT
[saw] Tyra Banks in LA when she was dating that NBA player back in the day
[saw] LeToya Jackson at the Hollywood Halloween Carnival this year!


37. FIRST JOB?
Baby Daycare. I don't even like kids

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
Yeah, and got cussed oooout.

39. DO YOU THINK EVERYONE OUT THERE HAS A SOULMATE?
...Soulmate?

That's just a mushy gushy name romantics call it, but I definitely think there's someone for everyone who can make them happy like no other even with all the bad times and adapt to them, it just depends on if they have the willingness to work for it. Just because you argue and have crisis times doesn't mean that person's not for you - nothing's perfect, EL STUPIDOS. Everything has to be WORKED FOR and earned.

40. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT?
Eating popcorn with my friend, and trying to avoid watching Sailor Moon with her.

41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?
My tonsils - when I snored, they'd keep me from breathing.

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
Usually my looks or 'talent', even if I think everyone who's trying to make a good impression does so by sucking up to you.

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?
Nada~. I like my smile.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
...A puppy!

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT AND THEIR NAMES?
Hell no, I'd be a bad mother - I don't tolerate bullshit.

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
I was named after my mom's favorite genre of music, with the deletion of the double "Z."

47. WHAT IS THE BIGGEST TURN OFF OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Openly and harshly judgmental bastards. I don't care if you're not even talking about me, don't think that calling some girl in the street a fat, ugly whore is going to impress me.

48. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU LIKE(D) ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL?
Goofing off with my friends, being the class clown or class-sweetheart, and watching people look stupid.

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?
Pantene~

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Yeah! It's another thing I get compliments for.

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE LUNCH MEAT?
Beef? >w>;

52. ANY BAD HABITS?
Belittlement, Procrastinating, Temper-Explosions, Gullible...ness, Manipulation, Bitching, Laughing too much, Hyperactive...ness, Randomness, Constant Brain-Farts...

53. ARE YOU A JEALOUS PERSON?
I don't get jealous in a, "RAAAAWR, I'M GONNA STOMP ON THAT BITCH FOR LOOKING SO GOOD!" I get 'jealous' in that harmless, friendly way instead.

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
I ANNOY myself more than anyone else! And yet to other people, I'm totally chill. That's just weird.

55. DO YOU AGREE WITH FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS?
I don't even care,
I just know that I'd never do it - I need a fine line between friendship and relationship/love, not an in between, because friends with benefits is basically a RELATIONSHIP that's more relaxed because no one's putting hard labels on it. It's also a way of testing someone to see if you're really into them, or just what you do with them.

So what's the difference? After all, relationships are just having a best friend that you do the nasty with.

Can you say, "500 Days of Summer"?

56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
It's a cruel world -
- and although looks don't matter, to the general media, it always comes down to it. Everyone wants to look presentable, everyone wants to be recognized, but people forget you can do that with your personality too - it just takes a little more time, like a microwave.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?

I do this in four different ways:

I'm either usually and un-Jazzy-listically quiet, TOO calm and mellow, isolate myself, cry out of anger, or just take it out on those who do a simple thing such as knocking into me by accident. I'm not proud of it, but at least I try to prevent the latter.

58. WOULD YOU RATHER GAIN 58 POUNDS OR LOSE 58 POUNDS.
I don't need to gain or lose anything I like my body's "8."

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVOURITE TOY AS A CHILD?
Strictly Animals and Hot-Wheels, even though I was nowhere near a boy, since I was obsessed with wearing Alice in Wonderland dresses.

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
20.

62.WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A LITTLE KID?
Barney and Chuck E. Cheese made me tinkle in my diaper.

63. Do you use sarcasm?
I try to be funny with it thoooough~.

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?
BOTH. I'll eat anything, just pass me the plate, don't talk to me, and let me pass out with my fly open.

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
Ahhh I don't know...

I'm not really looking or never was, I just...let it happen. Because the things I used to look for in a guy and found, for some reason, still never got me to like them. I need that immediate spark between us. So that's what I look for. Your vibe and mine.

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
"Jazzy B., Jazzy-Wazzy, Lil' Aaliyah, Juice/Apple Juice, Ass-men/mine [like Jaz-mine ], Boondocks girl, That-chick-who-draws,That-chick-with-the-hair.\" Yeah...I know.

67. FAVORITE SUPER POWER?
Yep - flying.

68. WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOW?
A&E's Intervention - this reality show about family's addictions and how addictions wreck their home makes you CRY

69.WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO DEAL WITH YOUR ENEMIES?
Plan A - smile in their face, and let the haters do their job and hate.
Plan B - ...kick their ass over the moon.

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Vanilla!

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?
Yes!

72. DO YOU HAVE A COMPUTER IN YOUR ROOM?
A labtop and an iMac.

73. PLANS FOR TONIGHT?
Hittin' Hollywood.

74. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO LIVE WHEN YOU ARE OLDER?
Somewhere beside the beach, or any beautiful scenery that's partially isolated.

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Sure, take a slap at it, guys!

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
"Cry For The Moon" by Nightwish

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?
This gross grass-drink from Whole Foods, BLEH.

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
My best friend, Shannon~

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Your smile.

80. WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
Write, google up music, draw, write, write, hang out with friends and look stupid, write, write, hit Santa Monica with my boyfriend, watch T.V., write and....write?

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?
Hatred is so EXHAUSTING...but I'm very good at it because my first instinct is manslaughter, and my 'favorite thing' to hate is people who hate me for no apparent reason.

82. FAVORITE SEASON OF THE YEAR?
I really do love Winter - It's refreshing to me, I love standing in the rain, and I never get sick in Winter. I only get sick in Summer or Spring.

83. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF CANDY?
Sour-belts! Or just chocolate.

84. HAVE YOU EVER REALLY AND TRULY HAD A BEST FRIEND?
Oh definitely.

I've lost some, missed some, and gained some. It just happens with the process of moving on and things changing in everyone's lives.

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?
Naturally brown with annoying strands of red and blonde in the sun, but as of right now, pitch black from coloring it.

86. EYE COLOUR?
Dark brown Daddy's got the bright amber eyes.

87. SHOE SIZE?
Ehe, size 9.

88. FAVOURITE FAST FOOD PLACE?
La Salsa!

89. FAVOURITE RESTAURANT?
P.F. Chang's!

90. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?
Ehhh, not really...it made me sick when I was in Japan. But looking at the cute boys made me better.

91. WATCH TV TODAY?
Not yet!

92. FAVOURITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
Indeed, Christmas! Christmas is visually beautiful.

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?
I used to play the Chinese Harp.

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?
...I don't give a [-BLEEP-] about anything that has nothing directly to do with me, so neither.

95. KISSES OR HUGS?
Both

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
Relationships - I'm the type who gets attached really fast, and always wants something to mean more than what it is. I'm a romantic Cancer!

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
A knee-long, kind of body-huggy turtle neck. I don't know why I bought it, because I'm too scared to wear it.

98. WOULD YOU EVER BE A HOUSEWIFE?
I can't even be a house-daughter; I always forget to wash the dishes or clean the kitchen, or just don't want to, because I only like picking up after myself and not other people.

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
The Lovely Bones! I like it.

Random Fact #100

"I'm bashful, I'm sweet, I'm funny, I'm sensitive, I'm everything nice...just don't fuck with me and you'll be 'aiight'. Don't be believe that mask you see - it just means you'll have to try harder to fathom me."